carnivaloftherandom:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

Dinah Jane and the ketchup


@kokolaroo: In the studio with these girls 💖 @fifthharmony @writerchicknyc

@kokolaroo: In the studio with these girls 💖 @fifthharmony @writerchicknyc

Int: alright so what do you get at cold stone?

so i get cake batter ice cream ..and i mix in graham cracker crust and cookie dough

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karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

I’m not usually a first-row kind of guy, but I promised myself I wouldn’t hide in the back of the class.